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If You Can Read This Throw Me Something Shirt- Mardi Gras Parade Tee
$29.98
If you're on the parade route, you already know the rules.
The “If You Can Read This, Throw Me Something” shirt is made for bead catchers, parade pros, and anyone planning to leave with a serious haul. Featuring bold, high-contrast lettering paired with classic Mardi Gras beads, this tee is impossible to miss — and impossible to ignore.
Designed to be readable from a distance, it does exactly what it’s supposed to do: get attention and get throws. Whether you're catching beads, cups, doubloons, rubber ducks, or moon pies, this shirt lets everyone know you're ready.
Printed on a soft, breathable Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee, it's comfortable enough for long parade days, packed routes, and all-day carnival celebrations.
🎭 Why You'll Love It
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Bold, parade-ready statement design
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Easy-to-read text made for the parade route
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Classic Mardi Gras beads graphic
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Soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas fabric
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Fun, funny, and interactive carnival style
Perfect for parades, parties, and Mardi Gras season.
🎉 Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And let the throws fly.
🧵 Product Details
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Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Soft, lightweight feel
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Retail fit
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True to size
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Professionally printed for long-lasting color
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dry clean
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