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Born to Mosey, Forced to Hustle Tee- Funny Cow Tricycle Shirt
Sale price
$30.98
Regular price
$34.99
Born to mosey.
Forced to hustle.
This tee is for the soft souls who move a little slower, mean well, and would genuinely prefer a snack break somewhere in the middle of all this.
Featuring a determined little cow—scarf flying, tricycle wobbling, and doing its absolute best—this design captures the deeply relatable experience of existing in a world that keeps yelling go faster when your spirit would rather wander.
Part of the Meltdown Menagerie collection, it’s a wearable badge of reluctant effort, gentle chaos, and trying your hardest without ever pretending to be built for hustle culture.
Wear it while running errands, daydreaming through your to-do list, or spiraling just a little bit on the scenic route.
Mosey on.
The tricycle of life isn’t going anywhere fast.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
Funny, relatable design with soft chaotic charm
Lightweight, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
Easy to style for cozy, casual outfits
Perfect blend of cute animal art and anti-hustle humor
A giftable tee for slow movers and overwhelmed sweethearts
🐄 Perfect For
Animal lovers with a gentle sense of humor
Anyone not built for hustle culture
Cozy errands, lazy weekends, and everyday wear
Funny gifts for introverts, overthinkers, and soft souls
Fans of cute chaos and emotionally honest graphic tees
👕 Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight feel
Side seams for enhanced shape retention and durability
Retail fit with a modern silhouette
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean
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