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Spared No Expense Shirt- Jurassic Park Fan Tee
Sale price
$30.98
Regular price
$34.99
Welcome… to the tee made for the ultimate Jurassic fan. 🦖
This bold, minimalist design is a clean tribute to the visionary behind the gates—complete with the iconic hat + glasses silhouette and that legendary line: “Spared No Expense.” It's the perfect if you know, you know shirt for dinosaur nerds, theme park regulars, and anyone who still gets chills when the gates open.
Whether you're headed to a park day, planning your next island-adventure outfit, or rewatching the movies for the hundredth time, this shirt lets everyone know you believe in doing things the Hammond way: big, bold, and slightly reckless.
It's subtle enough for everyday wear, but instantly recognizable to fellow fans who know exactly what those gates mean.
🦴 Why you'll love it
Clean graphic design that pops in photos
Perfect conversation starter for fellow Jurassic fans
Soft, breathable fabric ideal for park days and warm weather
Great gift for dinosaur lovers, movie buffs, and theme park enthusiasts
A timeless nod to one of the most iconic lines in movie history
👕 Shirt Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable fabric
Ribbed knit collar that retains shape
Tear-away label for added comfort
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam medium heat
Do not dry clean
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