Born to Mosey Forced to Hustle Shirt | Funny Cow Tee | Meltdown Menagerie CollectionShirt

Born to Mosey. Forced to Hustle. 🐄✨

This tricycle-riding cow is the patron saint of doing your best… slowly. With its little scarf flying and a look of mild panic, this Meltdown Menagerie favorite perfectly captures the reluctant grind of soft souls stuck in a hustle culture world.

Whether you're tackling errands at half-speed or philosophically avoiding your to-do list, this shirt reminds everyone: not all who wander are productive — and that's okay.

✨ Why You'll Love It

• Part of the Meltdown Menagerie series — adorable animals, chaotic moods

• Features vintage-style cow on a tricycle with “Born to Mosey. Forced to Hustle.” text

• Soft, breathable Bella + Canvas 3001 tee

• Available in Natural, Soft Cream, Soft Pink, and Silver

• Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and slow-motion achievers

🧵 Product Details

• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex shirt

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors: cotton/poly blend)

• Light, soft, and durable

• Retail fit with tear-away tag

• Professionally printed for crisp, lasting design

Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dry clean